"Because I'm Worth It"
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TV viewers who have watched the excruciating L'Oreal advert might be interested in the following little titbit which appeared in The Times:

Michael Schumacher has lost his voice and he wants it back. The man who gets paid £1.8 million by sponsors to wear a hat also has a contract to advertise L'Oreal shampoo. However, British television viewers were somewhat confused when the dulcet tones from the great man's mouth outlining the virtues of a lustrous barnet appeared to have come from a robot. Apparently, he recorded voice-overs in German, Italian and English, but the English soundtrack went missing and had to be dubbed. Now he is demanding reinstatement of his beautifully mouthed original.